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Buchanon’s lifestyle philosophy can be summed up in three words: Morning Ritual He wakes at 4:47 AM every day (he claims the odd number keeps him humble). No coffee machine—he roasts green beans over a propane burner in a cast-iron skillet. Breakfast is two pasture-raised eggs and a single slice of sourdough, eaten standing on his porch, watching the coyotes retreat into the shade. Fitness Philosophy While his peers employ $500/hour celebrity trainers, Buchanon’s gym is a railroad tie and a sledgehammer. His workout is functional chaos: splitting firewood, carrying river stones, and swimming in an unheated stock tank. He calls it "dirt-fit." "I don't need a six-pack for a photo shoot. I need a spine that doesn't snap when I fall off a horse for the fourth take." — Hoby Buchanon, Men’s Health interview Social & Tech Habits He drives a 1992 Ford F-150 with a manual transmission and a busted radio. He owns a flip phone for emergencies. Social media? He doesn't have an Instagram. His "publicist" (his sister, Luann, who works from a diner in Oklahoma) posts occasional photos of his shadow or his dog, a three-legged blue heeler named Pants .

His only upcoming project is a one-man stage show in a 99-seat theater in Tulsa, where he will read the warranty of a 1984 lawnmower for 90 minutes. Tickets sold out in 11 seconds. Hoby Buchanon is not a brand. He is not a product. He is a stubborn, beautiful bruise on the perfectly airbrushed arm of Hollywood. His face is a rebellion, his lifestyle a critique, and his entertainment a return to raw, unpolished truth. hoby buchanon face fuck

In a world of manufactured stars, Hoby Buchanon is the real thing—and that is the most entertaining thing of all. Hoby Buchanon’s Dirt Highway streams on A24’s platform starting June 12. He will not be doing a press tour. Buchanon’s lifestyle philosophy can be summed up in