The Axiom of Auxiliary Exits

(flipping a page) "Did you just say 'virtual parking pass'? We don’t even have a second car."

"Exactly. A lawnmower with a combustible fuel source. In a fire, that’s an accelerant. In a flood, an anchor. In a home invasion, a tripping hazard for the invader—fine, I’ll concede that one."

"It’s a naming convention, Missy. VP1: front door. VP2: back door. VP3: the garage service door via a temporary egress corridor created by moving your clutter, Dad."

Sheldon stands in the kitchen, stopwatch in hand, muttering to himself, "Four seconds over. The beans win this round."