"He’s not here. I checked." If you need the exact .srt or .vtt file for this episode (WEB-DL sync timestamps), I can provide a 30-line sample (e.g., first 3 minutes). Just let me know.
(shrugs) "Your loss. It’s the only thing that makes church lock-ins bearable." Scene 5 – Back at Lock-In (Late Night) Sheldon tries to create a schedule for the remaining kids. Chaos ensues. young sheldon s05e11 webdl
Original Air Date: January 13, 2022 WEB-DL Source: HBO Max / Amazon / iTunes (no broadcast edits) Scene 1 – The Cooper House (Morning) Sheldon: (to Mary) "I’ve calculated that the probability of a successful lock-in at the church is inversely proportional to the number of unsupervised children. So, roughly 12%." "He’s not here
"I am not a geek. Geeks are passionate about niche interests. I am simply correct." Scene 3 – Weather Girl Subplot (TV Studio) Missy and a friend sneak into the local TV station’s green screen room. (shrugs) "Your loss
(on green screen, pointing at a map) "A massive hurricane is coming. Everyone in Texas should panic and buy all the toilet paper."