There are two types of people in this world: those who organize their sushi tray by color, and those who immediately knock over the soy sauce dish.

🍣🍣🍣🍣 (4/5 Rolls) Loses one star because I now have soy sauce in my carpet, but gains it back for pure joy.

By: [Your Name] Date: April 14, 2026

The game is a . You have a pair of oversized chopsticks (the cheap, wooden kind that pinch your fingers) and a central pile of squishy, realistic sushi pieces—from wobbly tamago to a dangerously top-heavy ebi.

If you fall into the latter category (you chaotic angel), do I have a game for you.

It retails for about $35 and plays best with sake and 3-4 players.

Disclaimer: This game does not come with actual fish. Do not eat the pieces. They are made of rubber and regret.

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