Trikepatrol Mitch [portable] -

“You’ve seen bike cops. You’ve seen Segway patrols. But you’re not ready for…”

isn’t a real cop. He’s not even a real patrolman. But after his third strike at a box store assembly job, Mitch converted a derelict adult trike into a “patrol vehicle” complete with a blinking amber light from a junkyard forklift. trikepatrol mitch

End screen: Logo of “TrikePatrol” with Mitch’s face poorly photoshopped onto a police badge. “You’ve seen bike cops

“TrikePatrol Mitch doesn’t chase clout. He chases justice… and maybe a loose hubcap.” pulling over a golf cart

Fast montage: Mitch weaving through traffic, pulling over a golf cart, eating a donut while still riding.