Tight Ass [2027]

An inability to relax. A deep, religious devotion to rules, receipts, and being "technically correct" (the best kind of correct, according to them). They are frugal to the point of reusing dental floss. They are rigid. They are... wound up.

If your body is stiff, do a hip flexor stretch. If your mind is stiff, do something spontaneous. Drive a different way to work. Buy the weird flavor of kombucha. tight ass

Do a squat. Have a laugh. And for the love of all that is holy, buy the foam roller. Are you a tight ass? (Be honest—nobody is judging the muscle stiffness). Drop a comment below and tell me which definition fits you best. An inability to relax