The English Psycho Here

He is the dark mirror of every person who has ever smiled through a family dinner while wanting to scream. He is the id of the commuter. He is the shadow of the middle class.

Don't look in his shed.

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The English Psycho has a National Trust card and a reservation at a village fête. He doesn’t want you to know he is there. He wants you to offer him a biscuit. To understand the English Psycho, you must first understand the English psyche. It is a landscape of immense pressure. For centuries, the national identity has been built on three pillars: Stiff Upper Lip, Queuing Etiquette, and Understatement. the english psycho

You enter. The English Psycho is standing by the Aga. He turns to you. He is wearing a Fair Isle jumper. There is blood on his slippers, but he is pretending not to notice. He is the dark mirror of every person