Marcus yanked the goalie rod so hard it flew out of the slot, hit the ceiling fan, and ricocheted into a bowl of chips. Jen pointed, laughing so hard she snorted. Marcus retrieved the rod, now dusted in nacho cheese, and declared, “New rule: cheese on the ice is playable.”
“You ready to get embarrassed, mofo?” Marcus cracked his knuckles, gripping the worn-out red goalie rod like a baseball bat. table hockey hijinks mofos
Slapshot Shenanigans: Table Hockey Hijinks, Mofos Marcus yanked the goalie rod so hard it
“Please,” Jen shot back, spinning her yellow center forward in a 360-degree taunt. “I’ve seen your defense. It’s like a screen door on a submarine.” hit the ceiling fan