P.S. If you actually Google “squirt coupons” right now, you will get soda discounts on page one and therapy recommendations on page two. You have been warned. This is a work of satire. No bodily fluids were exchanged in the making of this blog post. Please drink responsibly.
So, when I woke up this morning and saw an email with the subject line: — my brain did a double-take. squirt coupons
The coupon read: “Buy 2 Get 1 Free. Valid at participating gas stations. Not valid for cash value.” I win. If they call security
If they hand me a soda, I win. If they call security, I also win. I also win.