I recorded it.
I ran it in a sandbox—air-gapped, mirrored, disposable. The archive decompressed with a single, polite chirp. Inside was one file: rundll.exe . No version info. No digital signature. Just an executable that, by all known laws of Microsoft, should not exist.
I almost deleted it.
Microsoft Windows [Version 0.99.π] I typed help .
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