(pauses) …Yeah, Jerry. It’ll fix the squirrels.
No, Morty. Worse. Better. I’ve decoded the codec of reality . Turns out, existence is just a highly compressed video stream. And the universe has been using a shitty, proprietary codec—let’s call it ‘H.264-Bullshit’—that loses data every time you blink. Deja vu? Frame drops. Coincidence? Artifacting. Your mom’s new haircut? Corrupted pixel block. rick and morty s06 openh264
(bursts through the garage door, holding a USB stick labeled “OPENH264” in sharpie) Alright, listen up, dipshits. I’ve done it. Again. For the fourth time this season. (pauses) …Yeah, Jerry
(sighs) Oh jeez, Rick, is this another “reset the universe” thing? Because last time my other other other sister tried to kill me with a spoon made of pure vengeance. Turns out, existence is just a highly compressed
(pauses, squints) You know what? Fine. I’ll roll it back. But I’m keeping one enhancement.
(turns from TV) Will it fix the squirrels?