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She passed. Elara graduated top of her class. She became the youngest Crisis Quacker in history. Her first mission: a sinking cruise ship where the captain had forgotten how to say “help” and could only mimic a kazoo. Elara arrived, stood on the bow, and performed a series of well-timed quacks that translated into “Please evacuate calmly toward the lifeboats, and someone bring me rye bread.”

She began: “Hi, Billy Mays here for the Super-Juicer 2000! It slices, it dices, it makes julienne fries! Quack quack quack — but wait, there’s more! Quack quack quack — it even peels potatoes while you sleep! Quack quack quack —” Halfway through, the egg started glowing. The geese in the audience stopped hissing. Even the trebuchet seemed moved. Elara’s nose began to sweat, but she did not falter. She reached the final line — “Order now and get a second juicer absolutely free!” — and quacked three times, perfectly on rhythm. quackprep.corg

Out came a tiny, glasses-wearing duckling that looked exactly like the spectral duck from the pond. It whispered into Elara’s ear: “The real preparation was the friends you quacked along the way.” She passed