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It kicked Leo’s mini-fridge open with one hoof, grabbed a soda with its mouth, shook it, and sprayed Marco in the face.

The side panel of the computer case burst outward with the sound of a snare drum. From the gap poured light—strobe lights, red and blue and green. Then came the music: a thumping, chaotic mashup of polka, dubstep, and someone yelling “CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!”

Leo’s thumb hovered over the mouse button. The file name glowed on his dark monitor: PARTY_BUFFALO.exe (1.2 GB). party buffalo download

A low, bassy rumble came from the speakers. The screen flickered, and then the desktop wallpaper—a serene field of grass—suddenly had a single, massive shadow stretching across it.

Leo reached for the power button, but the monitor glitched. A single line of text appeared: It kicked Leo’s mini-fridge open with one hoof,

“Shut it down,” Marco whispered.

The progress bar filled slowly. 10%... 40%... 70%. When it hit 100%, the computer didn’t chime. It growled. Then came the music: a thumping, chaotic mashup

Party Buffalo v1.0 – Status: Installed. Next party in: 46 hours.