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The episode becomes a whodunit. Security camera footage (presented as grainy, green-tinted replays) shows a figure in a hoodie—which everyone owns—sneaking to the stump at 3 AM. The suspect list narrows to three: Maria, a children’s TV host with a hidden mean streak; Teemu, a former Big Brother contestant known for hoarding snacks; and Elina, a wellness guru who claims to "transcend material needs."
For the next ten minutes, viewers watch a frame-by-frame analysis. It’s absurd. It’s brilliant. Finally, Elina confesses. She took the toilet paper to use as "art supplies for a mandala." But she doesn’t apologize. Instead, she says: "Your attachment to hygiene is the real prison." The title card at the end reads: "Elina was eliminated the next day. She used her exit interview to promote her kombucha brand." What makes New Olen Julkkis... Päästäkää Minut Pois! so compelling is not the gross-out trials or the exotic location. It’s the uniquely Finnish flavor of its conflicts. The drama is not loud (except for the Duel of the DJs). It is passive-aggressive, simmering, and deeply principled. A fight over sauna etiquette is more intense than any physical trial. A theft of toilet paper becomes a philosophical debate about materialism.
The episode opens with a trial called "The Tomb of Terrors." The public votes for Sointu to face it. Her task is simple: lie in a sealed, dark coffin while hundreds of Huntsman spiders, mealworms, and one tarantula (named "Kullervo" by the producers) are poured in. She must last five minutes. new olen julkkis... päästäkää minut pois! episodes
The winner? No one. The sauna door is opened from the outside after seven minutes due to safety concerns. But the damage is done. That night, around the campfire, accusations fly. Petri accuses Noora of being a "sauna deserter." Noora accuses Petri of faking a heart condition. The episode ends with all four refusing to sleep in the same shelter. The next day, three of them quit. Only Kalle remains. The episode title card reads: "No winners. Only steam." In the pantheon of petty reality TV crimes, this episode sits on the throne. The camp has run out of toilet paper. They’ve been using large leaves and, in one dark incident, a sock. A delivery box arrives with one roll—a single, precious roll. It is placed on a stump in the middle of camp as a "communal resource."
The episode spends twenty minutes building to this trial. Jere warms up with deep guttural roars. Linda does vocal scales. When they finally face off, Linda unleashes a soprano shriek that cracks two of the three glass jars on the judges’ table. She wins. Jere, defeated, must do the Bush Tucker Trial: eating fermented herring guts while blindfolded. He vomits. He cries. He yells "Päästäkää minut pois!" before the trial even starts. The editors freeze-frame on his vomit-stained face. It becomes a meme. Finns love their sauna. This episode weaponized that love. After a month in the jungle, the remaining four celebrities are promised a "luxury reward": a real, wood-fired Finnish sauna built deep in the bush. The catch? It’s a fake-out. The episode becomes a whodunit
What unfolds is pure television gold. Sointu lasts 12 seconds before screaming the title phrase: "New Olen Julkkis... Päästäkää minut pois!" (I’m a celebrity… get me out!). But the producers, being sadists, lock the lid. For the next four minutes and forty-eight seconds, viewers hear muffled sobs, frantic scratching, and a monologue in Swedish (her first language) that translates roughly to: "I have never, ever been this humiliated. My therapist will need a new yacht."
The show’s title has become a national catchphrase. Finns yell it when stuck in traffic, when their computer crashes, or during family gatherings. And each iconic episode adds another layer to the legend. Whether it’s Sointu’s spider-soaked revenge, Linda’s glass-shattering shriek, or the great sauna betrayal, these episodes remind us that there is no greater reality TV drama than watching famous people realize—often too late—that they are not as tough as they thought. It’s absurd
The interrogation scene is legendary. Maria cries. Teemu laughs nervously. Elina meditates. Then, a twist: a production assistant finds the empty cardboard tube inside Teemu’s backpack. But Teemu swears he was framed. "Look at the angle of the footage!" he yells. "I’m left-handed! The thief used their right hand!"

