Modern Family Halloween Guide

Jay and Gloria’s house. It is eerily quiet. A single, elegant skeleton made of real Italian marble sits on the porch. A bowl of organic, gluten-free candy corn sits next to it.

(dressed as a frazzled lawyer who got caught in a paper shredder—his actual work clothes plus a tie wrapped around his head): "Cam, our daughter is dressed as a litigation document . Lily, why are you holding a subpoena?" modern family halloween

"That’s called immersion , son."

(dressed as the Headless Horseman, except he put the pumpkin on the wrong shoulder and keeps bumping into doorframes): "Mitchell, the theme is Broadway Bloodbath . If the neighbors aren't weeping from the choreography of my 'Thriller' parody, we have failed as gay dads." Jay and Gloria’s house

The whole family gathers at the Dunphy house for the annual "Best Costume" vote. Gloria wins (as always) because she looks like a supermodel in fangs. Jay is eating candy corn directly from the bowl, grimacing. Phil’s QR code costume accidentally scans and starts playing a Nicki Minaj song at full volume. A bowl of organic, gluten-free candy corn sits next to it

(dressed as a sexy werewolf—meaning she just put on fake fangs and a very expensive leather jacket): "Jay, you are abuela of the party. You must embrace the spooky."