The virus spreads through sound and sight. If you hear the phrase “Get rekt” uttered in a specific glitched frequency, your neural pathways reconfigure. Suddenly, you believe the solution to every problem is a 360-degree jump shot with a spoon.
I’m the last one left who remembers what a normal laugh sounds like. Who remembers that “Illuminati” isn’t a real threat. Who knows that a “360 no-scope” is a video game trick, not a martial art. mlg virus
Just press F to pay respects.
I’ve seen a man try to drink an entire 2-liter of Code Red through his eye socket because “that’s how the pros do it.” I’ve seen a National Guard unit get wiped out by a single chorus of “Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life” played through a stolen church organ. The virus spreads through sound and sight
Safe zones are gone. The last radio broadcast came from a bunker in Nevada: “They’ve started building towers . Tower of Pimps. Made of scrap metal and human bones. They’re guarding them with modified Nerf guns that fire bullets.” I’m the last one left who remembers what