Doom: Miss Raquel And Freya Von

By fifth grade, Miss Raquel had transferred to the middle school—a coincidence Freya suspected was less about scheduling and more about self-preservation. But the damage, if it can be called that, was done. Freya von Doom—the "von" she added herself, because every good supervillain needs a superfluous aristocratic particle—had found her calling. She would not fight the system. She would exploit its loopholes. She would not break the rules. She would interpret them so literally that they collapsed under their own weight.

Freya, at seven years old, was firmly in the "Disappointing" column. Her handwriting leaned left like a tired fence. Her glue stick always seemed to escape its cap and adhere her fingers to her art projects, and she had the unfortunate habit of answering rhetorical questions. When Miss Raquel asked, "What part of 'silent reading' do you not understand?" Freya answered, quite earnestly, "The part where my lips move." miss raquel and freya von doom

She never did figure out whether it was a threat or a thank-you. And that, Freya knew, was the point. By fifth grade, Miss Raquel had transferred to

Miss Raquel stared at the card for a long time. Then, for the first time in thirty-two years of teaching, she laughed—a real, surprised, helpless laugh. She tucked the card into her pocket, next to her red pen and her faded hall pass. She would not fight the system