Minus X Pro -

Last Tuesday, she’d tried to remove her neighbor’s barking dog. Instead, she removed the concept of barking from a three-block radius. Dogs opened their mouths. Nothing came out. People stared at their silent pets in horror. A baby cried—but silently, like a mime.

Nothing came out.

The Minus X Pro clattered into the empty sink. The LED dimmed to a faint, satisfied green. blinked once. minus x pro