Marcia Langman Parks And Rec -

As she walked out into the Pawnee night, she passed a teenager drinking a large cola. She shuddered.

The issue: Paunch Burger’s new “Kids’ Fun Zone,” a terrifying pit of inflatable tubes and ball pits. But Marcia wasn’t there about the sanitation concerns. No, she had heard a rumor—a whisper on the Pawnee Mom’s for Decency group chat—that the Fun Zone included a soda fountain where children could serve themselves . marcia langman parks and rec

Ron Swanson, who had wandered in for the free coffee, grunted. “Ma’am, the only thing more dangerous than a child with soda is a government telling a business how to dispense it. I’ll take four self-serve fountains in every restaurant.” As she walked out into the Pawnee night,

“Chairman,” she began, voice trembling with synthetic humility. “I am Marcia Langman, spokesperson for the Society for Family Stability and Acceptable Television. We successfully removed the ‘risqué’ chapter from the Pawnee North Middle School health book. We are vigilant .” But Marcia wasn’t there about the sanitation concerns