Jessica Oneils !!top!! May 2026

O’Neils is unbothered. "That athlete will need a hip replacement by 40. I'm not trying to be cool. I'm trying to be 85 and walking my dog without a cane."

"He texted me a video of a takedown," she says, blushing. "I cried. Not because he won, but because he looked like a kid playing again." Not everyone loves O’Neils. Mainstream fitness influencers have mocked her "glacier pace" training. A famous CrossFit Games athlete once tweeted, "Imagine paying someone to teach you how to roll on the floor slowly." jessica oneils

Jessica O’Neils smiles. Another revolution begins. Quietly. O’Neils is unbothered