“You’re right,” she said. “Pam-ify Your Life needs a segment for the practical man.” She grabbed her glitter clipboard and scribbled furiously. “New segment: ‘Rugged Rehab.’ Bill, you’re on! First episode: unclogging a sink using only a wire hanger and positive affirmations. Jayden, you can be the burly assistant who holds the flashlight and looks skeptical.”
“You’re resisting your inner peace, Jayden!” Pam chirped, while Bill, trying to film on an iPad, accidentally zoomed in on a squirrel. jayden jaymes, bill bailey my dad's hot girlfriend
And every Tuesday, Jayden Jaymes, former gladiator, would sit on the porch with his dad and Pam, drinking terrible kale smoothies, tying useless knots in rope, and laughing until his ribs ached. It wasn’t the lifestyle he’d chosen. But for his dad’s happiness, he decided it was the greatest entertainment he’d ever known. “You’re right,” she said