I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here Uk Season — 06 Mpc |verified|

A 34-year-old forensic accountant from Swindon who “won a charity raffle” to be on the show. He’s mild-mannered, wears glasses, has a nervous tic where he adjusts them constantly, and claims his biggest fear is “getting a papercut on a bus ticket.”

The campmates are baffled. Leo whispers to Mags: “That’s not normal. That’s weird .”

But Colin’s real game is the nominations for elimination. Each celebrity secretly votes for one person to leave. Colin has been cultivating votes against himself by being “too perfect.” Leo votes Colin because “he makes me feel inadequate.” Trixie votes Colin because “he never reacts—it’s creepy.” Rory votes Colin because “he complimented my risotto but didn’t eat the seconds, the swine.” i'm a celebrity... get me out of here uk season 06 mpc

Colin does the opposite. He closes his eyes. Breathes slowly. Then—in a voice barely above a whisper—he begins reciting tax law.

Colin enters the crypt. It’s pitch black. The floor is writhing with cockroaches, mealworms, and three large snakes. The task: retrieve 5 stars from submerged boxes of offal. The usual contestant would thrash, scream, and beg. A 34-year-old forensic accountant from Swindon who “won

This year, one contestant is not a faded pop star, a soap actor, or a reality TV veteran. He is a plant. An MPC (My Player Character) inserted by the show’s producers after the original line-up lost two celebrities to pre-show scandals. His name is Colin Thistlewaite .

Then the helicopter brings Colin.

Mags, suspicious, votes for Steve instead, hoping to keep Colin as a weapon.