“Bonfire. Now. Resting resets the area, including smells. Also, never trust a root cellar. That’s like Rule #8 of Dark Souls living.”

Then last night happened. A – one of those massive, slimy, multi-limbed horrors from the Abyss that the DS3 DLC warned us about – decided my root cellar was the perfect place to nest. I’m a half-elf. I have darkvision, but I wish I hadn’t seen what I saw.

Please don’t say “just level ADP.” I’m a half-elf. My adaptability was capped at birth.

“I tried resting. I woke up with a tentacle on my pillow. It was the same one. I think it respawned???”

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Look, I knew moving to the outskirts of Lordran-adjacent territory was a risk. But the property taxes were low, and the local tavern has actual mead that isn’t 90% mushroom water.

Here is that piece. • Posted by u/HalfElf_HalfProblems • 4 hours ago My half-elf settlement just got hit by a Tentacleault. How do I get the smell out of my chainmail? (DS lifestyle) Tag: Advice (Dark Souls rules apply – no safe zones)