Broccardo yelled. He then proceeded to perform a long, looping animation of himself stomping his tiny stem-feet. STOMP. STOMP. STOMP. The sound effect was a low-quality thud downloaded from a free site in 2009.
Broccardo shrieked. He pulled out a Ban Hammer (a literal hammer with a banana peel on it). "PREPARE TO BE GROUNDED FROM EXISTENCE." goanimate food
He swung. The screen flashed red. A stock explosion effect— KABOOM —covered the screen. When the smoke cleared, the Milk Carton was replaced by a black silhouette with "Grounded" written across it in Comic Sans. Broccardo yelled
Cheez-It tried to reason with him. "But Broccardo, we are food. We cannot ground people. We are going to be eaten eventually." Broccardo shrieked
he whispered. Then, he snapped.
Broccardo was a broccoli. He was green, lumpy, and perpetually angry. His eyes were two black dots that could bulge to ten times their size when he was upset—which was always.
One sunny morning, his friend, a slice of cheese named Cheez-It with surprisingly muscular arms, slid over.