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It started, as these things do, with a will.

Caleb had no idea what he did. He was twelve when Grandma stopped speaking to him. The suspected crime: eating the last slice of pepperidge farm cookie cake at a barbecue in 2019. familyscrew

Caleb walked to a bus stop, bought a slice of pepperidge farm cookie cake from a vending machine, and ate it alone. It started, as these things do, with a will

When Caleb was called to testify, he stood up, looked at his aunt, his father, and the empty chair where Grandma's lawyer sat, and said: The suspected crime: eating the last slice of

Caleb sat on the floor, scrolling his phone. "Can I just get the cookie cake deduction removed?"

For the first time all day, no one argued.

The judge peered over her glasses. "And why would you do that?"