Declue — Funeral Home Obits

When she finished, the obituary was 1,400 words. Far too long for the Willow Creek Gazette . But she printed it anyway, and Sarah taped it to the funeral home’s front door.

Here’s a short story inspired by the phrase "Declue Funeral Home Obits." declue funeral home obits

She typed slowly: Henry Charles Declue, 78, of Willow Creek, passed away April 12… When she finished, the obituary was 1,400 words

They ended with see you soon . If you'd like, I can also write a mock "Declue Funeral Home" obituary template or a more mysterious/horror-tinged version. Just let me know. When she finished

Sarah laughed through her nose. “He loved that stupid joke.”