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“You wanted free? Fine. But you’re getting the Wade Wilson Director’s Cut . Every dramatic pause? Now a fart joke. Every love scene? Boom, I’m in the corner eating a burrito.”

Deadpool pauses, tilts his head. “Chaos? No, buddy. This is customer service .” He pulls out a glitter bomb disguised as a USB drive. “From now on, any movie downloaded here comes with a free 10-minute PSA about supporting artists. And a dancing baby. Non-negotiable.” deadpool moviesda

Want me to continue this as a full short script or add more characters like Cable or Domino? “You wanted free