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Why are they so vital?

The Comment Liker has no agenda. They aren’t trying to go viral. They aren’t fishing for a reply. They aren’t dropping their own link. They simply like . They are the only pure, uncorrupted users left on the platform. They are the monks of the For You Page.

So here’s to you, Comment Liker. May your notifications always load. May your FYP be unproblematic. And may you never accidentally like a comment from three years ago while stalking your ex’s cousin’s friend.