Actores De Piratas Del Caribe 4 -

Blackbeard (McShane) set down his knitting needles and lit one of the fuses in his beard just for the sparkle. “Alright, you scallywags,” he boomed, though his eyes twinkled. “Back to work. And someone get that missionary a hairdryer before he prays for a hurricane.”

Nearby, (Blackbeard himself) sat in a canvas chair, sipping tea from a thermos. His costume, a tangle of smoking fuses and leather, looked less like piracy and more like a rock-and-roll apocalypse. He was knitting a tiny purple scarf for his granddaughter. “The trick,” he rumbled to Geoffrey Rush (the ever-scheming Barbossa), who was sharpening his wooden leg with a file, “is to terrify the crew before lunch. After lunch, they’re too sleepy for a proper mutiny.” actores de piratas del caribe 4

As the crew reset for the next take, Barbossa took a bite of a green apple and winked at Jack. “The day, matey,” he whispered, “is still young enough for a little treason.” Blackbeard (McShane) set down his knitting needles and

Depp looked up from his lemon. “Children, children,” he drawled, “the real treasure isn’t the Fountain of Youth. It’s finding a wig that doesn’t itch.” He tugged at his dreadlocks. “This one has developed its own ecosystem. I’ve named the ecosystem ‘Kevin’.” And someone get that missionary a hairdryer before

And somewhere in the background, a sound guy dropped a coconut, and the entire cast of Pirates 4 —villains, lovers, and lunatics—burst into genuine, un-piratical laughter.

“I’m a man of faith, not a man of waterproofing!” he protested, shielding his face.