Janine (Quinta Brunson) stands in the fluorescent-lit supply closet, holding a single glue stick like a holy relic. The shelf behind her is bare save for a dead roach and a copy of Vocabulary Workshop from 1994.

Janine explains she created an Amazon Wishlist. The problem: no one is buying from it.

“This machine has a personal vendetta against me. It ate three Ticonderogas. Whole. I saw splinters.”

“I’ll name it ‘The Eraser of My Enemies.’”